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OLE

Ole is walking home late at night, through the park, and sees A woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars" she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they get naked and go hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute, when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It's a police
officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife," Ole answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry, says the cop. "I didn't know." Vell," says Ole, "I din't neder, 'til you shine that damn light in her face."