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DRTYFN 10-31-2007 07:51 AM

Another Little Johnny Joke
 
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.

After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.

Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the h * ll are you doing?!"

Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!"


:giggling:

DennisAJC 10-31-2007 08:01 AM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
Johnny is such a jerk.:giggling:

DRTYFN 10-31-2007 08:09 AM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Johnny is such a jerk.:giggling:

But his Grandma is a slut.:jump:

wpage 10-31-2007 12:38 PM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
johnny=nasty boy

ChiHummer3 10-31-2007 12:58 PM

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:o

3Hummer 10-31-2007 01:12 PM

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hahahahhahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha that one was awsome

Agriv8r 10-31-2007 04:03 PM

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:jump:

DDWH 10-31-2007 04:30 PM

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LMFAO!!!!!:jump:

ssgharkness020147 10-31-2007 04:34 PM

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I've never been a big fan of little johnny until now. :jump:

Big Dad 10-31-2007 06:17 PM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
Ignoring the image of LJ/Gammy and critically analyzing the dynamics behind his communication with his father we see an illustration of the dominant emotional attachment that exists between mother and son. Which I believe confirms an assertion that once the male has been exposed to a warm "gutted rabbit" they truly do spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.

Now, that said...tell us about ze relationship wisz your muzzer!

Big Dad 10-31-2007 06:19 PM

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Wait...I just realized that I was asking Drty...don't tell us about the relationship!

:eek:

ROX 10-31-2007 09:38 PM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Johnny is such a jerk.:giggling:


Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
But his Grandma is a slut.:jump:


2 sides to every story, eh? I'm soooo never letting my kids on the internet.

RubHer Yellow Ducky 10-31-2007 09:40 PM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
I did my good friends Grandmother once...

DennisAJC 10-31-2007 09:56 PM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
I did my good friends Grandmother once...


How long did it take you to dig her up?

ROX 10-31-2007 10:00 PM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
How long did it take you to dig her up?

:perfect10s: :jump::perfect10s: :jump::perfect10s:

HAHAHAAHAHHAAAA!!!!

tower 10-31-2007 10:03 PM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DDWH
LMFAO!!!!!:jump:

X2 :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

RubHer Yellow Ducky 10-31-2007 10:05 PM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
How long did it take you to dig her up?


I come quick... LOL

DennisAJC 10-31-2007 10:08 PM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
I come quick... LOL



:jump::jump::jump::jump:

tower 10-31-2007 10:09 PM

Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dad
Ignoring the image of LJ/Gammy and critically analyzing the dynamics behind his communication with his father we see an illustration of the dominant emotional attachment that exists between mother and son. Which I believe confirms an assertion that once the male has been exposed to a warm "gutted rabbit" they truly do spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.

Now, that said...tell us about ze relationship wisz your muzzer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dad
Ignoring the image of LJ/Gammy and critically analyzing the dynamics behind his communication with his father we see an illustration of the dominant emotional attachment that exists between mother and son. Which I believe confirms an assertion that once the male has been exposed to a warm "gutted rabbit" they truly do spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.

Now, that said...tell us about ze relationship wisz your muzzer!


However, LJ is clearly displaying how children model their gender specific parents and why "Do as I say, not as I do" is a retort used by a very poor parent who does not teach by example.

bparker 11-01-2007 04:00 PM

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ROFFFFFLE :perfect10s:


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