FEMALE COMPASSION...........
 

FEMALE COMPASSION

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said "Have you ever been fucked?"

The fellow said "No."

She said "You will be when the tide comes in.":jump:

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thats just damn hilarious!

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:jump::clapping::jump:

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:raar: :D :notallthere: :giggling: :dancingbanana: :excited:

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If the 3rd woman had been a short, dumpy evil, corrupt, power-hungry lesbian with an ear-splitting cackle it could have been Hillary Rodham-Clinton.:jump: :jump:

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Say it with me, DRTY,
"MRS. PRESIDENT."
:dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingbanana:

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Would you really want that evil person to be President?