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NJ H2

12-02-2007 11:59 PM

An Amish guy and a Muslim

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have sh*t in it."The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." :jump:

AMISH VICTORY DANCE!
:clapping: :giggling: :D

RubHer Yellow Ducky

12-03-2007 12:02 AM

Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim

:jump: :dancingbanana: :perfect10s: :dancingbanana: :jump:

frenzy1

12-03-2007 07:15 AM

Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim

:jump: :fdance: :perfect10s: :clapping: :twak: :dancingbanana: :giggling: :D

poor muslim !

Big Dad

12-03-2007 08:02 AM

Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim

Since I'm an educated man I must refuse to partake in "politically incorrect" humor. But the guy I used to be would have been expediting a bucket out to that so-called parched individual in need!

tower

12-03-2007 08:25 AM

Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dad

Since I'm an educated man I must refuse to partake in "politically incorrect" humor. But the guy I used to be would have been expediting a bucket out to that so-called parched individual in need!

What he said!:iagree::giggling:

bparker

12-03-2007 08:53 AM

Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim

Well I am an educated man as well and I would say drown the fuker in it. :fdance:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dad

Since I'm an educated man I must refuse to partake in "politically incorrect" humor. But the guy I used to be would have been expediting a bucket out to that so-called parched individual in need!

Big Dad

12-03-2007 07:55 PM

Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim

Quote:

Originally Posted by bparker

Well I am an educated man as well and I would say drown the fuker in it. :fdance:

Agreed, but I'll be looking for work after this degree and it probably doesn't look good for a future CEO to use such terminology!

:D

Agriv8r

12-04-2007 01:28 AM

Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim

why didnt he speak english in the first place...

bparker

12-04-2007 02:25 AM

Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim

haha :beerchug:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dad

Agreed, but I'll be looking for work after this degree and it probably doesn't look good for a future CEO to use such terminology!

:D

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