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bparker 01-13-2008 05:25 AM

Good Advice from Bill Gates
 
If you don't have time to read anything else today...PLEASE TAKE A FEW MOMENTS TO READ THIS. Talk about hitting the 'NAIL' on the head.



Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won' t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your
Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's gen eration, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life, people actually
have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you agree, pass it on.
If you can read this - Thank a teacher!

If you are reading it in English -Thank a soldier

DennisAJC 01-13-2008 05:32 AM

Re: Good Advice from Bill Gates
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bparker
If you don't have time to read anything else today...PLEASE TAKE A FEW MOMENTS TO READ THIS. Talk about hitting the 'NAIL' on the head.



Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won' t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your
Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's gen eration, try delousing the closet in your own room. Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time. Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life, people actually
have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you agree, pass it on.
If you can read this - Thank a teacher!
If you are reading it in English -Thank a soldier



I read this exact version 10 years ago on a Chinese cereal box in Hong Kong. Except for the thank a soldier thingy.

bparker 01-13-2008 05:52 AM

Re: Good Advice from Bill Gates
 
So your saying Billy boy has a "sen say" from Hongkong? :D

DennisAJC 01-13-2008 05:55 AM

Re: Good Advice from Bill Gates
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bparker
So your saying Billy boy has a "sen say" from Hongkong? :D


Ahhh amost certainry.:jump:

wpage 01-13-2008 01:46 PM

Re: Good Advice from Bill Gates
 
The only thing I ever heard from Bill Gates was " Your system will fail after 3 more attempts unless you purchase a software license now!":twak:

KenP 01-13-2008 03:43 PM

Re: Good Advice from Bill Gates
 
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Love the list, but it's not from Gates, and it's missing the last three rules:

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.asp


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