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DRTYFN

02-04-2008 02:39 AM

No Food For The Fatties

I know someone that's going to be a hungry son of a bitch.:jump:
:OWNED: by pizza snake.:jump::jump:

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Mississippi Pols Seek To Ban Fats
New bill would make it illegal for restaurants to serve the obese
FEBRUARY 1--Mississippi legislators this week introduced a bill that would make it illegal for state-licensed restaurants to serve obese patrons. Bill No. 282, a copy of which you'll find below, is the brainchild of three members of the state's House of Representatives, Republicans W. T. Mayhall, Jr. and John Read, and Democrat Bobby Shows. The bill, which is likely dead on arrival, proposes that the state's Department of Health establish weight criteria after consultation with Mississippi's Council on Obesity. It does not detail what penalties an eatery would face if its grub was served to someone with an excessive body mass index.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...01081fat1.html

RubHer Yellow Ducky

02-04-2008 03:14 AM

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scratch Mississippi off the travel plans............

H2wifey

02-04-2008 04:12 AM

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HaHa that is funny they should post up signs outside the restaurants saying

NO FAT PEOPLE ALLOWED

We used to live there I hated it

DRTYFN

02-04-2008 04:52 AM

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Somebody lurks.

DennisAJC

02-04-2008 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Somebody lurks.

LOL. No fatties allowed on Elcova either.

frenzy1

02-04-2008 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC

LOL. No fatties allowed on Elcova either.

:jump:

bparker

02-05-2008 01:02 AM

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Unbelievable! We have way bigger worries than this to be legislating on. I wish they could be as proactive about illegal the aliens :twak:

MarineHawk

02-05-2008 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN

I know someone that's going to be a hungry son of a bitch.:jump:
:OWNED: by pizza snake.:jump::jump:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...01081fat1.html

That's totally unfair. What happens when you are, like, super lean muscly brawny guy, and then, through no fault of your own, you get bitten by a poisonous pizza-pie snake (Scientific Name: Nerodia sipedon pleuralis obesi-fattyous), and then you gain weight? Not fair that you can’t stuff your face at the Jackson Cheesecake Factory to fight the blubber venom? Right? Surely that’s unfair?

DennisAJC

02-05-2008 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MarineHawk

That's totally unfair. What happens when you are, like, super lean muscly brawny guy, and then, through no fault of your own, you get bitten by a poisonous pizza-pie snake (Scientific Name: Nerodia sipedon pleuralis obesi-fattyous), and then you gain weight? Not fair that you can?t stuff your face at the Jackson Cheesecake Factory to fight the blubber venom? Right? Surely that?s unfair?

O.....M.....F.....G

:jump::jump::jump::jump:

DRTYFN

02-05-2008 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MarineHawk

That's totally unfair. What happens when you are, like, super lean muscly brawny guy, and then, through no fault of your own, you get bitten by a poisonous pizza-pie snake (Scientific Name: Nerodia sipedon pleuralis obesi-fattyous), and then you gain weight? Not fair that you can?t stuff your face at the Jackson Cheesecake Factory to fight the blubber venom? Right? Surely that?s unfair?

Is cheese cake considered vegetarian?:jump

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