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Women shouldn't have to be told twice. :)

My genius wife yanked the butter dish door from inside the fridge right off into her face and gave herself a black eye! LOL!

We made a big stink about it at dinner last night. I got out of the truck right in front of the restaurant and yelled at her while some old guy was walking by. It has been hilarious to see people's reactions. I keep raising my hand and telling her she better shut up about her eye. I am still laughing about it a day later.

It even looks much worse this morning than it did yesterday. Thank god we have brunch plans so I can milk it some more.

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ouch

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Thats what they all say:twak:

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OMG that's hilarious!

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:perfect10s:

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Yeah! Exactly. I could make it a PSA.

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:iagree:

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What do you do when the dishwasher won't work?




SLAP THE BITCH.

or

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?



Made her chain too long.

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Her eye is really bad today. I can't stop laughing about it, either. She has to go to work today like that. She said she can cover it up with make up and I said "Really?" and she replied "I hope so." LOL

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Some woman came into Liz's store this morning, gave her a business card and said "I'm a lawyer and can help you escape from your obviously abusive marriage."

She and her coworkers can't stop laughing!

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OMG! You guys are so bad! Oh, that reminds me .. hubby is due home soon, I better get to the dishes. :giggling:

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Wow I guess Jinsey has something to look forward too for keeping the bear secret shhhhhhhhhhh.................

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Yall are working too hard at it...when you need a break from all those chores...just wrap your naked body in Saran Wrap and greet him at the door with a drink!

He won't give a $hit bout anything needing cleaned in the house! Cept maybe himself!

:giggling: