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ChiHummer3 03-05-2008 02:00 AM
A woman at Home Depot
 
Jack was fixing a door and found that he
needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home
Depot.

At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful Bathroom
faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager,
to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for
that faucet?'

Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs
$300.'

'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!'
Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that
Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the
back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you
wanna screw for that hinge?'

"No, but I will for the faucet."

... and this is why you can't send a woman to
Home Depot.

NewHummerGuy 03-05-2008 02:52 AM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
:jump: :jump: :jump:

frenzy1 03-05-2008 07:49 AM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
:jump:

3Hummer 03-05-2008 01:53 PM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
:perfect10s:

Big Dad 03-05-2008 07:06 PM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
:giggling:

Hmmm...with fringe benefits like that it sounds like Home Depot might not be such a bad place to work after this degree!

Hmmm2 03-05-2008 07:24 PM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
I don't get the joke. (:giggling:)

BKLYNH2 03-05-2008 09:05 PM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hmmm2
I don't get the joke. (:giggling:)
It's ok, my lesbian, you don't have to get it. :confused: :D

Congrats on the Hummer reclassification by the way! :clapping:

Hmmm2 03-05-2008 09:45 PM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BKLYNH2
It's ok, my lesbian, you don't have to get it. :confused: :D

Congrats on the Hummer reclassification by the way! :clapping:

Lesbian?? :notallthere: What are you talking about, BKLYNH2? I was joking. :twak:

Thanks for the congrats .. I'm glad Jason could make the change from 3 to 2 for me. :D

KenP 03-05-2008 10:03 PM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hmmm2
Lesbian?? :notallthere: What are you talking about, BKLYNH2? I was joking. :twak:

Thanks for the congrats .. I'm glad Jason could make the change from 3 to 2 for me. :D
You're that Humm3 guy. I swear, what's the world coming to?;)

Big Dad 03-06-2008 02:56 AM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
You're that Humm3 guy.

Wouldn't that make her a lady?!

Hmmm2 03-06-2008 03:32 AM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Dad
Wouldn't that make her a lady?!

Thanks again, Big Dad. :crying:

BKLYNH2 03-06-2008 03:45 AM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
oh my. now I'm as confused as Hmmm2/3 is. :confused: :confused:

Big Dad 03-06-2008 05:20 AM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
She is a WOMAN! Hmmm2 (used to be Hmmm3) = FEMALE! Maybe she'll post you a pic....

Speaking of pics, where are those pics of your new chariot? I haven't seen any....

BKLYNH2 03-06-2008 02:42 PM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
Yes but as has been said before we are all lesbians here. Ergo if we accept the fact we are all lesbians than no gender information is required. It's much easier that way. :grouphug:

DR EVIL 03-07-2008 04:51 PM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
So Hmm3 was a female who got an H2 and became a man who is called Hmm2 now? All I can say is Hmmmm..

Hmmm2 03-07-2008 05:27 PM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
LOL. What?? :p ARRRRGGGGHHHH!! Velly, velly interesting these word games are ... I was Hmmm3 when I had my H3 .. and now that I have an H2, I'm Hmmm2... but you already knew that. Hubby gets to drive it on weekends if I'm not driving (:giggling:) .. and our son is hoping to inherit it as his first vehicle when he's old enough to drive. ;)

H2Blondie 03-08-2008 04:06 AM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
Pretty soon Hubby will figure out how much he likes yours and be taking it on more than just weekends. Tell him to get one for himself!;)

Hmmm2 03-08-2008 06:41 AM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by H2Blondie
Pretty soon Hubby will figure out how much he likes yours and be taking it on more than just weekends. Tell him to get one for himself!;)

Hubby got the H2 for me. :D He's a Jeep guy right now, but he does enjoy the Hummer almost as much as I do. :cool:

Big Dad 03-10-2008 06:29 AM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
Are you serious...what hubby doesn't enjoy a Hummer!

:D

Hmmm2 03-10-2008 06:39 AM
Re: A woman at Home Depot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Dad
Are you serious...what hubby doesn't enjoy a Hummer!

:D

;)


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