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DRTYFN 03-10-2008 05:26 AM

Immigration Laws
 
Yes, it's a cut & paste from an email.:fdance:


THE FOLLOWING IMMIGRATION LAWS ARE PROPOSED...

1 There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.
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2. All ballots will be in this nation's language.
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3.. All government business will be conducted in our language.
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4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
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5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office.
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6 Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs. Any burden will be deported.
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7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.
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8. If foreigners come here and buy land... options will be restricted. Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.
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9.. Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies. These will lead to deportation.
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10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted &, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets will be taken from you..
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Harsh, you say?.......











The above laws are current immigration laws of MEXICO

Big Dad 03-10-2008 06:08 AM

Re: Immigration Laws
 
An old man from further South than that...cleans my 3 at the carwash, you should hear some of the stories about people like him getting caught sneaking across Mexico's Southern border....

wpage 03-10-2008 03:16 PM

Re: Immigration Laws
 
Those laws are too straight forward for our "Women of the House"

Vettster 03-10-2008 09:00 PM

Re: Immigration Laws
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dad
An old man from further South than that...cleans my 3 at the carwash, you should hear some of the stories about people like him getting caught sneaking across Mexico's Southern border....

:iagree:
The US subsidizes Mexico's immigration dept. (border patrol)
They pay Mexico money and basically use the Mexican immigration officers and dept. as a filter to slow down the (non Mexican) illegals from the south.

Big Dad 03-11-2008 01:40 AM

Re: Immigration Laws
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vettster
:iagree:
The US subsidizes Mexico's immigration dept. (border patrol)
They pay Mexico money and basically use the Mexican immigration officers and dept. as a filter to slow down the (non Mexican) illegals from the south.


Some of the stuff (techniques used on illegal's by Mexican authorities) that came out of this guys mouth seemed to me as if we should be using them on our guests down at Guantanamo....

frenzy1 03-11-2008 07:41 AM

Re: Immigration Laws
 
They should all live together !




:OWNED: :jump:

Big Dad 03-11-2008 07:44 AM

Re: Immigration Laws
 
Seen that! Bit harsh aint it?


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