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What does your MOMMY do !!!

My Mommy.... the Dancer!

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their

mothers did for a living.

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All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse,

businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my
mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in
front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer
is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with

him all night for

money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?"

"No," the boy said, "She works for the Democrats and is
helping to get Hillary elected, but I was too embarrassed to say that in

front of the other kids."

Re: What does your MOMMY do !!!

:perfect10s: :perfect10s: :OWNED:

Re: What does your MOMMY do !!!

I think I've had just about enough of your irresponsible reposting RYD.

72 hour ban for being an unobservant turdling oversized color lettering post whore.

Keep up this flagrant reposting and we'll notch it up a week. See you Monday punk.

Re: What does your MOMMY do !!!

Maybe so but the joke was still funny!

Re: What does your MOMMY do !!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

My Mommy.... the Dancer!

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their

mothers did for a living.

------

All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse,

businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my
mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in
front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer
is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with

him all night for

money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?"

"No," the boy said, "She works for the Democrats and is
helping to get Hillary elected, but I was too embarrassed to say that in

front of the other kids."

What I don't understand is in a country of 300 plus million people they have to run recycled garbage for president. I'm sure there are many more qualified and honest. I think almost everyone is more honest than the whitewash clintons

Re: What does your MOMMY do !!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walter_Cronkite

I think I've had just about enough of your irresponsible reposting RYD.

72 hour ban for being an unobservant turdling oversized color lettering post whore.

Keep up this flagrant reposting and we'll notch it up a week. See you Monday punk.

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