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St. Patricks Day !!!

>An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch
>several times in the space of a few minutes.
>
>The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
>
>'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing
>it.'
>
>The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
>it?'
>
>The Irishman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
>
>The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
>
>'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
>
>The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing
>panties!'
>
>The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's running about
>an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?
>

Re: St. Patricks Day !!!

:perfect10s: ROTFLMAO!!!:perfect10s:

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:jump: :jump: :jump:

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:perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s:

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:giggling: :giggling:

Im stealing that and using it on the wife!

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Originally Posted by frenzy1

:perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s:

:clapping: :iagree: :clapping:

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An Irishman in a bar. How rare!:o

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didn't know they could tell time....