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Karsun 03-22-2008 07:36 PM
Lost wives
 
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says...... "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

wpage 03-22-2008 07:58 PM
Re: Lost wives
 
Love it!

KenP 03-23-2008 01:28 AM
Re: Lost wives
 
:perfect10s: :clapping: :clapping: :perfect10s:

Hmmm2 03-23-2008 02:32 AM
Re: Lost wives
 
:jump: :clapping: :jump:

Metallic Red 03-23-2008 03:30 AM
Re: Lost wives
 
That's pretty good :beerchug:

ChiHummer3 03-23-2008 04:06 AM
Re: Lost wives
 
:clapping: :jump: :clapping:

3Hummer 03-23-2008 05:18 AM
Re: Lost wives
 
hahahahahahahaha

Agriv8r 03-24-2008 04:54 PM
Re: Lost wives
 
:clapping:

Big Dad 03-24-2008 05:40 PM
Re: Lost wives
 
:jump:

frenzy1 03-24-2008 06:22 PM
Re: Lost wives
 
:perfect10s: :clapping:


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