I'm moving to Nevada
 

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.'

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies,

'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.'

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 

:giggling:

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 

So when are you moving?:jump:

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 

:jump: :beerchug:

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 

twice a year.....lucky guy.....:(

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 

:iagree: :(

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 

Duh...knuckleheads...it's the punchline to the joke!

Jeeeebus...come on who gets laid only twice a year....

Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know.

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 

:grouphug: I don't know. Who? :giggling: Pretty bad when you have to explain the punchline. Maybe those guys were being honest ... :yawn:

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 

Shaggy but you have to subtract 2.:clapping:

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 

Holy $hit, I never thought they got laid less than that!

Man, you guys need to figure out how to get some on a weekly basis....