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Big Dad 05-23-2008 05:20 AM

I'm moving to Nevada
 
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.'

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies,

'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.'

Hmmm2 05-23-2008 05:35 AM

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 
:giggling:

DRTYFN 05-23-2008 05:50 AM

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 
So when are you moving?:jump:

frenzy1 05-23-2008 06:18 AM

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 
:jump: :beerchug:

Agriv8r 05-23-2008 01:41 PM

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 
twice a year.....lucky guy.....:(

BigPoppa1411 05-24-2008 04:52 AM

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Agriv8r
twice a year.....lucky guy.....:(

:iagree: :(

Big Dad 05-24-2008 06:59 AM

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 
Duh...knuckleheads...it's the punchline to the joke!

Jeeeebus...come on who gets laid only twice a year....

Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know.

Hmmm2 05-24-2008 07:43 AM

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dad
Duh...knuckleheads...it's the punchline to the joke!

Jeeeebus...come on who gets laid only twice a year....

Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know.


:grouphug: I don't know. Who? :giggling: Pretty bad when you have to explain the punchline. Maybe those guys were being honest ... :yawn:

DennisAJC 05-24-2008 03:17 PM

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dad
Duh...knuckleheads...it's the punchline to the joke!

Jeeeebus...come on who gets laid only twice a year....

Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know.


Shaggy but you have to subtract 2.:clapping:

Big Dad 05-24-2008 07:04 PM

Re: I'm moving to Nevada
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hmmm2
:grouphug: I don't know. Who? :giggling: Pretty bad when you have to explain the punchline. Maybe those guys were being honest ... :yawn:


Holy $hit, I never thought they got laid less than that!

Man, you guys need to figure out how to get some on a weekly basis....


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