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I'm moving to Nevada
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.' Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, 'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.' |
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So when are you moving?:jump:
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:jump: :beerchug:
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twice a year.....lucky guy.....:(
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Duh...knuckleheads...it's the punchline to the joke!
Jeeeebus...come on who gets laid only twice a year.... Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know. |
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:grouphug: I don't know. Who? :giggling: Pretty bad when you have to explain the punchline. Maybe those guys were being honest ... :yawn: |
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Shaggy but you have to subtract 2.:clapping: |
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Holy $hit, I never thought they got laid less than that! Man, you guys need to figure out how to get some on a weekly basis.... |
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