Hummer Forums by Elcova - Humor for the ladies

>> WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
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>> HE : Can I buy you a drink?
>> SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
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>> HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>> SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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>> HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
>> SHE : Must've been once. I never make th e same mistake twice.
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>> HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
>> SHE : I must've been given your share.
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>> HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>> SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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>> HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
>> SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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>> HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
>> SHE : Okay, get out.
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>> HE : I think I could make you very happy.
>> SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
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>> HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
>> SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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>> HE : Can I have your name?
>> SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
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>> HE : Shall we go see a movie?
>> SHE : I've already seen i t.
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>> HE : Where have you been all my life?
>> SHE : Hiding from you.
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>> HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
>> SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
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>> HE : Is this seat empty?
>> SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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>> HE : So, what do you do for a living?
>> SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
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>> HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
>> SHE : Do not enter.
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>> HE : Your body is like a temple.
>> SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
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>> HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>> SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.