The floods in the Midwest have been devastating. This past week, I've seen images of houses under water and hear that almost 90% of the counties in Iowa have severe water damage.

As the images pour onto the screen, I seem to be missing something.

I have yet to see a grown man or for that matter a person of any age sitting on their rooftops asking the government for help.

I've yet to see the Governor of the state blame George Bush for the levees breaking.

I've yet to see any local Wal-Marts raided and looted.
I've yet to see someone bringing aid being shot at.

People don't really evacuate when they are told to, do they? What a concept!

Which brings me to this..............................

WHERE THE HELL IS THE IOWA LOOTIE??????