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RubHer Yellow Ducky 07-28-2008 03:21 PM

GOD & Diets !!!
 
After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning, and as I approached, there in the windows were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed ... 'Lord, it's up to you, if you want me to have any of those delicious goodies, create a parking place for me directly in front of the bakery.' And sure enough,
on the eighth time around the block,
there it was!
God is so Good!

wpage 07-28-2008 06:03 PM

Re: GOD & Diets !!!
 
God is good all the time!

Especially at the bakery...

Thank God for the tarts!:clapping:

Agriv8r 07-28-2008 07:51 PM

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God is good all the time!

Thank God for the tarts!:clapping:


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RubHer Yellow Ducky 07-28-2008 08:03 PM

Re: GOD & Diets !!!
 
1.Tart Waffle 1) Someone who is fake, and often a gossip spreader."Coated" in lies and fake smiles.

2)
Someone who farts like a belgian
1)Lisa may seem nice, but underneath those buffed pink nails, and platinum blonde extensions, she's a tart waffle through and through.

Big Dad 07-28-2008 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Agriv8r


Tarts are good too!

frenzy1 07-29-2008 09:00 AM

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:perfect10s:


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