Hummer Forums by Elcova

WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's
not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One
who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he
speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray
he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't
be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a
man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer
to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will
love me to no end, And always be my very best
friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a $HIT.