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devilsfan 08-10-2005 06:58 PM

I just got a new toaster. The old one has been pissing me off for years and I want to run it over with my truck. I have 37" Goodyear MTRs. The toaster is a 2-slice cheapo chrome piece of crap. What kind of damage will I risk to my tires if I back the MF over several times? Unplugged, of course.

Stacy

devilsfan 08-10-2005 06:58 PM

I just got a new toaster. The old one has been pissing me off for years and I want to run it over with my truck. I have 37" Goodyear MTRs. The toaster is a 2-slice cheapo chrome piece of crap. What kind of damage will I risk to my tires if I back the MF over several times? Unplugged, of course.

Stacy

HummerNewbie 08-10-2005 07:07 PM

Get the toast out first and there should be no problem

Disclaimer: if you get tire damage, I was kidding and don't really know the risk

partsguy 08-10-2005 07:09 PM

Stacy,
drop a cinderblock on it.Why risk a heating element running just the right way into your tire thus a needless hole?
Just me.

timgco 08-10-2005 07:25 PM

Hell, Alec ran over CARS
How bad could a toaster be?

Offics Space just popped into my head where he's beating the crap out the ?toaster?

PARAGON 08-10-2005 07:31 PM

Do you have a road hazard warranty on them?

ARH1956 08-10-2005 07:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Do you have a road hazard warranty on them? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You can get "Road Hazard" on toasters?

h2co-pilot 08-10-2005 07:48 PM

Take a bat to it "Office Space" style on the driveway. That way you can get your frustrations out and really see the damage being done.

And then you won't give it the opportunity to piss you off even more by hurting the beloved vehicle.

Larry W 08-10-2005 08:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
Hell, Alec ran over CARS
How bad could a toaster be?

Offics Space just popped into my head where he's beating the crap out the ?toaster? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


The greatest movie line ever.

"PC LOAD LETTER" What the **** does that mean!!!!!

NJ H2 08-10-2005 08:19 PM

Don't forget to air down! The recommended tire pressure for driving over toasters is 25 PSI

hyperion78 08-10-2005 08:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
The risk of running over a toaster is huge; it’s fraught with all types of potential problems.

Pewter rigs are exempt.

Pewter Power </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

wait a minute...wasn't there an aftermath pic that should go along with that?

MUH_HUM 08-10-2005 08:33 PM

WE MUST SEE PICS OF THIS EVENT!

dochummer 08-11-2005 03:18 AM

you could always just throw a mat over it, or a piece of plywood, then drive over that...if you're that concerned about it....I would hate to see you damage those spinners...

and yes, pics please

DRTYFN 08-11-2005 04:57 AM

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Shoot it!!! BOO-YAHHH!!!! You could pretend it's Bling-tard.

devilsfan 08-11-2005 11:49 AM

Ok....got a plan.

H2 with a 3/4" sheet of plywood. Dropped onto concrete from the 2nd story window. Aluminum baseball bat to top it off with. I also might try out the recipricating saw if it's still giving me lip.

Hey, isn't a toaster just a re-badged Tahoe??

Stacy

KenP 08-11-2005 12:09 PM

Just drive over the damn thing.

VTSTOMPER 08-11-2005 01:06 PM

I would shoot it too! you ought to see my old laptop!

GeorgeSSSS 08-11-2005 01:21 PM

There is not a more entertaining group of people in the world than the ones that post on this forum.

Toaster v. H2.
Leeeeeeeeeet's get ready to RUMBLE.

George SSSS


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