If I was a pirate at this point, I think I'd resign and take up gardening
 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30125386

In regards to the recent first pirate attack on American sailors for around 200 years...

expert Roger Middleton from London-based think tank Chatham House said the pirates were facing difficult choices.
and
"If I was a pirate at this point, I think I'd resign and take up gardening,"

:giggling:

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:iagree: Got that damn right!!!

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If I were a crew member of one of those ships I'd sit in the back of the ship all day, wait for a pirate to start boarding via rope, and shoot his ass in the face with a flare gun when he got to the top. Game over sambo.

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To help illustrate my point:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlK344mvn2k

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BTT.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090411/..._af/piracy_160

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I am offshore of Angola right now - no pirates here fortunately. My personal preference would be to put a lifejacket on them - slash them a few times - get a good non life threatening bleed going and then kick them over the side.

The rest is obvious.

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Pirates = fish bait

Shoot them enough to weight them down. :beerchug: