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OrangeCrush 12-25-2010 04:55 AM

Somewhere in SC, there is a Dodge crew cab....
 
sulking...

Tonight, we drove to SC to see my wife's family. On the way back, a late model Dodge dually, quad cab with big dual smoke stacks and a lift kit from hell pulls up beside me.

He drives beside me for about a .5 mile playing with his gas pedal. He has a set of air horns and along the way he hits his horn as he would speed off.

He did this about 4 times until it was getting annoying.

He pulls up besides me again and punches it... fuk it, he's about a truck length in front of me and I floor it.

Not only do I catch him, I pull him in a matter of car lengths. I actually surprised myself.

I think this caught him off guard so he tries again. Again, I let him get a car length in front of me before I punch it and I nail it. Again, I blow past him and put some major distance between him and I.

The third time he pulls beside me and we punch it at the same time.... I dust him and decide I'm done.... I slow down and allow him to get beside me. A couple of guys roll down their windows and stick their heads outside to hear the diesel. (I guess they must have seen the black smoke??)

As they are beside me, I now hit my train horns... it scares the guy so bad, he jerks his truck to the left before he realizes what it was.

They all laughed, gave me a thumbs up and sped away.

Now that's a first....

Mark

EDIT: Ohhhh, and btw, I drove almost 300 miles at the speed you see on the speedometer (had the cruise control on) and this was my average mileage.


wingn69 12-26-2010 07:42 PM

Re: Somewhere in SC, there is a Dodge crew cab....
 
:clapping: :beerchug: :fdance: :clapping::clapping: anytime some one shoots down a Dodge makes me happy..

Lucky1 12-26-2010 08:29 PM

Re: Somewhere in SC, there is a Dodge crew cab....
 
Mark, your cluster looks like a wet dream ! I could only wish for that gas mileage and especially speed and power. Your patience certainly paid off.

OrangeCrush 12-26-2010 10:46 PM

Re: Somewhere in SC, there is a Dodge crew cab....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky1
Mark, your cluster looks like a wet dream ! I could only wish for that gas mileage and especially speed and power. Your patience certainly paid off.



The mileage was a bonus,... if I would drive a normal speed or use the economy tune, I could probably pull better mileage but even around time, I'm averaging 18-19'ish mpg. (except when it's cold and I keep leaving the truck outside running... then I'm getting 13-15...lol. Can't leave it running for 25-30 minutes)

Definitely worth the wait.


Mark

Bimmer9938 12-28-2010 07:39 AM

Re: Somewhere in SC, there is a Dodge crew cab....
 
Awesome to "own" someone eh?

OrangeCrush 12-28-2010 02:28 PM

Re: Somewhere in SC, there is a Dodge crew cab....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer9938
Awesome to "own" someone eh?


It was all in fun but the look on the guy's face was priceless. It was that "wtf just happened here?" kind of look...:D


Mark


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