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Tully 06-21-2005 02:14 PM

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not sure if this is new or old...but either way...

Tully 06-21-2005 02:14 PM

not sure if this is new or old...but either way...

DRTYFN 06-21-2005 02:51 PM

YUCK!!! That seat is going to stink and be permanently stained.

dochummer 06-21-2005 03:04 PM

That's Hot

DennisAJC 06-21-2005 03:06 PM

It's Pewter.

I think the dog is craving for strips of liver.

MIZZOU H2 06-21-2005 05:52 PM

i wouldnt turn it down

usetosellhummer 06-21-2005 06:20 PM

I would show her the large cargo area in the back with the seats folded down.

KenP 06-21-2005 06:27 PM

The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. Besides, she's not hot.

DRTYF? (the imposter) 06-21-2005 07:20 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. Besides, she's not hot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There ya go DRTYFN you can finaly score with a chick this time.

H2forMe 06-21-2005 07:41 PM

that's gonna leave a mark!!!

DRTYFN 06-21-2005 07:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CheeseDick:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. Besides, she's not hot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There ya go DRTYFN you can finaly score with a chick this time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No way, CheeseDickEater(Change your name again, bitch), I'm not folding it in half for any chick. Maybe if you grow another inch she'd look your way.

GeorgeSSSS 06-21-2005 08:38 PM

Once again, our automotive forum boldly goes where no automotive forum has gone before. I cannot say, however, "where no man has gone before," because a lot of guys -- and likely girls too -- have been there.

Oh well, I like her Dad's hotels.

George SSSS

DRTYFN 06-21-2005 08:43 PM

I like the Paris Hilton full frontal.
LINK

HummerNewbie 06-22-2005 12:09 AM

Pewter or not, that H2 sure just dropped in value

DennisAJC 06-22-2005 12:17 AM

LOOK AT ALL THESE FREAKIN LYING SACKS O ****!

If Paris came to MOAB, you guys would be all donkey punching each other just to suck her tampon.

WHATEVER!



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GeorgeSSSS 06-22-2005 01:06 AM

Dennis:

LOL. Definitely the quote of the day.

What's a Donkey Punch? (I'm already sorry I asked)

George SSSS

HummerNewbie 06-22-2005 01:45 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
LOOK AT ALL THESE FREAKIN LYING SACKS O ****!

If Paris came to MOAB, you guys would be all donkey punching each other just to suck her tampon.

WHATEVER! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry Dennis but I think that she and Nicole are two of the skankiest women on the planet. I wouldn't mind getting a Hummer from her though. She is rich you know, she can afford to get me an H2 right?

ShaggyX 06-22-2005 01:55 AM

Dennis...I wouldnt **** her with your dick.

KenP 06-22-2005 02:04 AM

No ti!$, no a$$, sex like a dead fish (according to what I heard about the video), not very bright, and she likes dogs in her crouch.

Nasty thing.

DennisAJC 06-22-2005 02:09 AM

Shags, you wouldn't know what to do with her. Mabye shove it in her ear in terrorized panic doing that macabre naked skeleton dance around the room.

Hell, I gave you and your girl a room in Moab and you couldn't close that deal.

And I do believe at the time you wanted me to show you how. I would have ruined her for all Colorado men.



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