CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
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> > > Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss I no come
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> > > work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache
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> > > and legs hurt, I no come work."
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> > > The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
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> > > you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and
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> > > tell her give me sex. That makes everything better
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> > > and I go work. You try that.
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> > > Two hours later Hung Chow calls again "Boss, I do
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> > > what you say and I feel great. I be at work
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> > > soon..... You got nice house."
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LOL...old, but funny.

Thanks for the cut & paste of the email. And why do you have to be so racist towards the chinkies?

Yeah, one of my guys called in today saying he had "anal glaucoma".

Said he just couldn't see his ass coming to work today........

LOL