What do you want done with your body? Do you have funeral plans?

What do you want done with your body? Do you have funeral plans?

Cremate, and not put in an Nestle Quik can.

No funeral plans, yet. I've still got adult family that'll get my money and can figure it out if they need to.

Cremated .Theres a company that will send 8 grams of your ashes into orbit around earth for $12,000.00 and into deep space for $5,000.00.Another company will take about 1/3 rd of the ashes and in 3 to 6 months they can make a diamond out of it for those who live on.
Below is pic I used on another thread (I came upon this old cemetery deep in the woods)makes you think.

Well, I have no immediate plans to enact this... But this is what I want.

Cremate and spread my ashes in the waters off Cape Porpoise Harbor, a village of Kennebunkport, Maine.

I grew up there, sailing my boat every day in the summer. Its rugged and beautiful, with dolphins, harbor seals, and whales.

I have very detailed plans for how my ashes will be interned in a specially built, small rocket and launched over a special piece of land. In the middle of the ashes will be an explosive charge with small cupped ceramics that upon exploding at the correct altitude will spread the ashes over the area forever bonding me with the land that already holds some of my blood.

It will be a specific time in the morning on a specific date. No Taps, no Marine Corps guard, no 21 guns, only Regimental Pipers.

No people except my wife and my two kids.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
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It will be a specific time in the morning on a specific date.
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I hope you mean special day of the year and not a special date...including a year. Otherwise, we may need an intervention.

I have instructed my wife and attorney to sell me as a cadaver to the local UT Health Science Center and School. A human cadaver is worth $68.00 today. My wife is instructed to use the money for what ever she wishes. No joke...I have this in writting.

I've instructed CP to keep me at home. Minutes before it appears I will pass on she is to give me a final, lethal dose of Viagra. This way she can keep me in the love bed forever.

If she goes first, we have a standing order with K-Y for 20 cases. I'll be able to keep her around too.

Aren't we thoughtful of each other?!

Uhm, "until death" bish.

When I'm dead, I can f<span class="ev_code_BLACK">u</span>ck whoever I want.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
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When I'm dead, I can f<span class="ev_code_BLACK">u</span>ck whoever I want. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's a little optimistic. I'm not sure the Bible (or whatever book you believe in) says that's allowed.

Toast me and spread the ashes on the Tetons.

For me....Mosoleum...top floor.

I'm going to be in the "High rent district"

1. Cremate.

2. Throw a party, not a funeral. Island music, aloha shirts required.

3. Prior to party starting, mix ashes in margarita machine.

4. Have party and when everyone is good and toasted on margaritas, announce:

"Rod has one final request -- EAT ME!"

"You just did."

I have instructed my father and brother to take my Blues Dressed corpse out to the desert, prop me up with a Hustler under one arm and a Bottle of Jack in my right hand, on top of a well placed satchel charge and blow me to the wind scattering me across the desert.

Gotta go out with a bang!

I am going to be cryogenically frozen and placed in storage next to Walt Disney. In about 100 years when they find a cure for what ever finally does me in, I will be thawed out, cured and bought back to life. Then I will be out cruising around in my brand new 2117 Hummer H95 All Terrain Lander/Deep Space Vehicle. Probably be pickin up babes from other gallaxies and bangin' the crap out of them. And get this, they won't even be born yet for another 90 or so years...WOW!!

Mr. I Man is going out with a bang, I'm coming back in with one!!

Day is done,
gone the sun,
From the hills,
from the lake,
From the skies.
All is well,
safely rest,
God is nigh.
Go to sleep,
peaceful sleep,
May the soldier
or sailor,
God keep.
On the land
or the deep,
Safe in sleep.

Love, good night,
Must thou go,
When the day,
And the night
Need thee so?
All is well.
Speedeth all
To their rest.

Fades the light;
And afar
Goeth day,
And the stars
Shineth bright,
Fare thee well;
Day has gone,
Night is on.

Thanks and praise,
For our days,
'Neath the sun,
Neath the stars,
'Neath the sky,
As we go,
This we know,
God is nigh.

Thats Fawking beautiful Paragon! You can read that my passing after everyones ears stop ringing and bleeding and the taste of C-4, burnt flesh, guts and Jack has left their pallets.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
Thats Fawking beautiful Paragon! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>It should be. It the words put to TAPS.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
No plans. Don't care. I'll be dead. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Think about Fred