Wouldn't it be nice to be able to tell if the car next to you was just late for a nooner or was a car-bomber... if only you could tell by their bumper sticker(s)!

Here is the start of a list of some you might see on a car-bomber's car:

* Driver carries less than 20 pounds of explosives.

* Bombs don't kill people, shrapnel does

* Visualize whirled pieces.

* It could be worse.... at least I'm not a postal worker.

* This car runs like crap because Halliburton stole my oil!

* I support the troops - by giving them something to shoot at.

* You can have my detonator when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

* Don't shoot! I'm not a commie Italian journalist!

* I'm not playing with myself, I'm adjusting my bomb belt.

* 72 Virgins taxi service.

* I sure hope these voices in my head are Allah!

* Kerry-Edwards '04

* Shiite Happens

* Clinton/Kennedy 08

* Trust me, you DON'T want to be tailgating.

* Mary Kay Burkha Babe Bomber Brigade (pink Cadillacs only)

* You think it's hot in the DESERT? Try being in my CAR in 5 minutes!

* If you had six wives, you'd be on this mission, too.

* My other car is an IED.

* If You Can Read This, You'd Better Have A Flak Jacket

* Keep honking, I'm rewiring.

* CAUTION: Delivery vehicle. Watch for frequent stops. And sudden explosions.

* I {heart) the UN.

* My Parents Went To Disneyworld And All I Got Was This Lousy Explosive Vest

* Mullahs Applauding Detonating Driving (MADD)

* Friends Don't Let Friends Vote... For Anyone

* Have You Hugged Your Sheep Today?

* Celebrate Diversity... Blow Up Everyone

I have to say I actually like this one:

Celebrate Diversity... Blow Up Everyone

As Americans we're already hated the world over lets remove all doubt.