Hey guys,

I'm reletively new to the H1 Forum and I was wondering. Are all H1 drivers hung like stud budgies?

Don't flame me or anything here, I new to the H1 Forum and just asking ahuh ahuh ahuh.

" S & B Member Since 2003 "

Hey guys,

I'm reletively new to the H1 Forum and I was wondering. Are all H1 drivers hung like stud budgies?

Don't flame me or anything here, I new to the H1 Forum and just asking ahuh ahuh ahuh.

" S & B Member Since 2003 "

I have also been considering purchasing an H1 but understand that one of the requirements for ownership is that the prospective buyer must be a bed-wetter. I don't think I'll be able to meet that requirement.

Please don't flame me either, as I'm a very delicate flower.

S&B Member since '03

I was thinking about buying an H1, but I've heard that they have HUGE problems with poor quality. I mean, I think that my wee wee is small enough to qualify as an owner, and I love to beat on my kids, but I just don't know about sinking that kind of money into a product that breaks down like a Ford does.

Please be gentle, I bruise easy

Skull & Bones Member since 2003 - H1 Forum Troll since 2004

[This message was edited by Drag on 01-09-04 at 11:55 AM.]

Hi all,
I too am thinking of buying an H1 but I heard they are built on old Ford Bronco frames. Is it true? Are they nothing more than a fancy Bronco? Please don't gang up on me, I was really ascaredy to even ask this question.

S&B Member

It is really unfortunate that people paint pictures of people that they do not know. I did not work hard to buy my H1 for others to judge me by. I bought it because I wanted the most serious 4x4 in the world and it is exactly what i got. I have taken it places that few dare to go and have never had an issue with it. Like any vehicle that is pushed to the limit, you will have things go wrong or break. Before you judge people, get to know them. I could mash all of you anyway.

Before you mash us, get to know us.

We're just giving an H1 hazing to OUR site.

Mash us in your dreams.

" S & B Member Since 2003 "

Hey Black,
Might I suggest that you take your own advice. If you looked around this site and got to know people you would find that this run of postings was just an inside joke. It would save you a lot of unnecessary mashing.

S&B Member

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Black H1:
It is really unfortunate that people paint pictures of people that they do not know. I did not work hard to buy my H1 for others to judge me by. I bought it because I wanted the most serious 4x4 in the world and it is exactly what i got. I have taken it places that few dare to go and have never had an issue with it. Like any vehicle that is pushed to the limit, you will have things go wrong or break. Before you judge people, get to know them. I could mash all of you anyway.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Too bad Blackie made a knee-jerk reaction.
If you only knew how viciously we defend all Hummers you'd probably be laughing your ass off.

S&B Member since '03

Hey Masher!!!!!!!! don't be a wusssssssss!

If you are ging to own a Hummer, act like it. Be as tough as your H1. If not we will have to relieve you of it and put you in a Jeep.

Trust the family,

R2

Front Locker, Stealth winch, 37" Super Swampers SSR,low center of gravity = Ultimate H2

my mistake, thanks for putting me in my place. I hope that you enjoyed the beating that you put on me. I am tougher than my H1.

Blackie,
What year is your H1? Which body type is it?

Out of personal curiousity, do you ever go prairie dog shooting out there?

S&B Member since '03

I have a 2002 Black Open top, winch, monsoon, ctis and run flat with MTR's, I do not go prairie dog hunting, but I have been part of a few pheasant slaughters.

Now that's a nice looking rig, except for the hood ornamant . Where'd you order it from and can you get it in a redhead with 34D's and DSL's?

We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.---George Orwell

Nice Hummer Black!

But I'd do something aboot that big mean looking f'cker standing on your bumper.......Mabye a few more friends to help. ........Or is that you?

" S & B Member Since 2003 "

Looks like one of those "masher" hood ornaments.

S&B Member

That's pretty damn funny. Welcome to the forum.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

This happened to me once. I was driving home from a party all liquored up and I heard a big THUD. In the morning I went outside and there was this big ugly dood stuck to my bumper.

Just hose him off and try to be more careful!

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S&B Member Since 2003