Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the full upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson .... Paging Mr. Johnson.

6. Elvis has left the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped ..

1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary.

Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the full upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson .... Paging Mr. Johnson.

6. Elvis has left the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped ..

1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary.

I like #3.

Did somebody die in your family?

Why?

your flag is at half mast!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Thread title:
Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>If my fly is down I just say, "Move, I gotta piss," or my favorite, "suckit..."

(nothing but trouble now...)

I smear dog food on mine.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I smear dog food on mine. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Here Fred...

I guess I'm not that polite. I just ask if they're trolling for queers.