Sorry, I'll stay on the main trail.

Sorry, I'll stay on the main trail.

Sorry, I'll stay on the main trail.

" I will not try to impress my friends by driving into the snow bank in parking lots. "

" Let me check, oh yeah there it is, I knew my little sack was in there somewhere. "

" Look Biffy, I can cross my legs! "

"Preparing to get pulled(instead of getting pushed- for a change) Bruce gets comfy for the gay parade."

"See, Bradley, if you show a little leg some nice man will always help you out!"

Stacy

"Oooh, this new Brazilian wax job makes every things very breezy."

"Look! If I sit up here I can teabag you while you relax in the comfort of the passenger seat!"

"It's stuck and I can't get it out."

"That's the last time I fall for the "There are TONS of sheep in the forest" line!!!!"

Stacy

"I feel pretty!... Oh so pretty!...I feel pretty, so pretty, so gaaaay!!!"

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"I feel pretty!... Oh so pretty!...I feel pretty, so pretty, so gaaaay!!!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wait a second!!! That's H2Finally's favorite.

"I always wanted a HUMMER"

"No. Na.ah! I just had my nails French manicured, sister!"

"Hey Chuck, maybe you can use that tow strap to get the gerbil out of your ass...."

It`s called "Covert Urination"

Alot of people do it. Even during sporting events.

ICK!! Why did he bring his pet sea slug?