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I got this in an email, I thought it was nice. Love CP

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

I got this in an email, I thought it was nice. Love CP

Hey Nostrildomus, it didn't say anything about the proper way to make a PB&J.

I dozed off around number 11!

That is excellent CoP.

Thanks for posting

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
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CP, shouldn't number 6 be years, not months

Awwwwwwwwwwwww that's so...um...sixties!

It reminds me of MY personal favorite advice:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it will be yours forever. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

Sean

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
Awwwwwwwwwwwww that's so...um...sixties!

It reminds me of MY personal favorite advice:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it will be yours forever. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Umm...... we haven't heard from Tootsie in a while..... have we?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Umm...... we haven't heard from Tootsie in a while..... have we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">ONE. Give people more than they deserve and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love their money. As you get older, you need to trade in for a newer model

THREE. Don't believe anything you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "Fu(k you," mean it.

FIVE. Never say, "I'm sorry," you didn’t do anything wrong.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get a new girlfriend.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. Then check her bank account

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have a sense of reality.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but you can get even.

TEN.. In disagreements, don’t fight fairly, life is not fair. No name calling it shows you lost, us a hand gun.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives, their friends are a good indication that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

TWELVE. Talk slowly because you cannot think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and say, "that’s nice" it’s the southern way of saying you are an idiot and you need to be shot

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk, make sure that you mitigate those risk by having several spare female units and use someone else’s money .

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone say something stupid. Same basic meaning as lucky number thirteen

SIXTEEN. When you lose, get even

SEVENTEEN. Remember the four R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions and sniper rifles level the playing field .

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship, make sure you put some money on it.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to transfer blame.

TWENTY. laugh when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice and become self conscious and lose their train of thought.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone, get to know your weapons and plan a good strategy.
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fixed

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
Awwwwwwwwwwwww that's so...um...sixties!

It reminds me of MY personal favorite advice:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it will be yours forever. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Umm...... we haven't heard from Tootsie in a while..... have we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

something telle me there is an arsonel buildingup there. just a thought.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
[quote]Originally posted by PARAGON:
Umm...... we haven't heard from Tootsie in a while..... have we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I didn't kill her!!! I swear!!! She's away for the Thanksgiving holiday!!! Honest!!! Really!!!! No kidding!!! I didn't kill her!!

Sean

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
I didn't kill her!!! I swear!!! She's away for the Thanksgiving holiday!!! Honest!!! Really!!!! No kidding!!! I didn't kill her!!

Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

She left over a week before Thanksgiving?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
[quote]Originally posted by PARAGON:
Umm...... we haven't heard from Tootsie in a while..... have we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I didn't kill her!!! I swear!!! She's away for the Thanksgiving holiday!!! Honest!!! Really!!!! No kidding!!! I didn't kill her!!

Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
I didn't kill her!!! I swear!!! She's away for the Thanksgiving holiday!!! Honest!!! Really!!!! No kidding!!! I didn't kill her!!

Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

She left over a week before Thanksgiving?

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She went off to Europe! Have means will travel, I guess. Hope she can still afford another H2 when she gets back!

Sean