I actually got this one:

Dear Adam Smith,
I used t have a Hummer2 when i was in my country, and i just got your ccontact and data in the hummer2 club web, and I feel you can help me.
I am Mr Charles Taylor, the ex-president of the western
country of Liberia in Africa.
I am 58 years old, I used to stay at the presidential Villa in
cetral Moronvia when I was still the president, I started ruling Liberia
since i defeated Prince Johnson who was my rival and a rebel Leader in
a civil war in 1995, well I was overthrew by the Government of George W
bush of America in late 2004. I still want to use this medium to
thank the president of Nigeria, Chief Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo who provided
a shelter and a Political Asylum for me in Nigeria where I am today.
Now, am taking refuge in Nigeria, my current address in Nigeria is
given below-:
No. 4/5B. David West Avenue,
Calabar Industrial Housing Estate,
Calabar,
Cross River State,
Nigeria
Tel: +234-080-567-47650
fax +234-(0)-4755332
Email: President_charles_taylor2006@hotmail.com

When I was comming to Nigeria, to take refuge, I came with
$30Million(Thirty Million United States Dollars). I lodged this money in one
of the branches in Calabarof a Bank in Nigeria Named Zenith Bank
Nigeria Plc. Because of the hospitality that president Olusegun Obasanjo has
given to me and my family in Nogeria so far, I have not been able to
spend a peny out of the the 30MillionUSD because everything I do in
Nigeriais been taken care of the Federal Government of Nigeria.
The International Community have been looking for charges to
level against me so that I will be faced with war crime charges in the
International Court Of Justice(ICJ), it has not worked for them, because of
this, the International Community monitors everything everything that I
do right here in Nigeria.
President Olusegun Obasanjo advised me in November 2005 as an
Ex-counterpart and good friend because of the monitor by the International
Community to transfer the money I lodged with Zenith Bank Nigeria Plc
to unknown destination away from Africa because the money is too big and
couls implicate me, I refused the advice immidiately.
Just December 2005, something happened which I will disclose to
you later, this made me change me mind and I came to realise that the
money was actually going to to implincate me . Hence, I called the
Management of Zenith Bank Nigeria Plc to help me Transfer the money away
from Africa, Zenith Bank Nigeria Plc then help me to negotiate urgently
with a UK(UNITED KINGDOM) based Security Company as well as UK based
foreign Business Lawyer.
The Lawyer advised Zenith Bank Nigeria Plc Management to seal up
the money before transaferring it and again, the sealed money should be
tranferred to the Security Company in form of consignment containing
security documents and gold with a foriegn name to make it eaiser for a
foreiner to help me claim.
The Management of the Zenith Bank Nigeria Plc sealed up the money
as advised by the lawyer and informed the Security Company thatwhat
they transferring to them was a consignment that contains security
documents and Gold worth of 28MillionUSD(Twenty-Eight Million United States
Dollars) and that it belonged to one of their foriegn customers, the
Security Company quickly accepted and did not doubt the Bank at all.
After this transfer , the Management of the Zenith Bank Nigeria Plc
Compensated themselves with 1.2MillionUSD and accepted 0.8MillionUSD as
transfer charges.
What ia with the security company now is actually a consignmnet
that contain sealed 28MillionUSD(Twenty-Eight Million Unites States
Dollars) of which they did not know, we did in accordance os the advice of
the foreign Business Lawyer to make it easier and safer for whom so
ever that wants to help me clear this consignment from the Security
Company.
For now, I just want the consignmnet cleared immidiately from the
Security Company, just tell my lawyer the proportion you want from the money
at the end of the day. But dont ever make the mistake of telling the
Security company that what is in the consignment is money.
If you are capable and ready, let me know by sending your
contacts(email address, phone number, fax number, even postal address) so that
i will quickly introduce you to the Foreign Business Laywer, so that
the Lawyer will present you to Security Company as the owner of the
consignment, so that we can get this done now.
Note: when you are already on the transaction, just feel free and
deal directly with the lawyer for security reasons.
Once Again,
Thanks and Best Regards,
Mr Charles Taylor
Note: Contact my lawyer directly. The Contact of the Lawyer in charge of this transaction is
Barrister Howard Williams
William Howards Chambers,
P O BOX 1010,
412A HIGHSHORE WAY,
LONDON, L70 1NL
PHONE+44)-703-1919442
(+44)-703-1919443
FAX ( 44)-137-5643277
EMAIL: Barrister_howardwilliam@yahoo.com

Please feel free and contact my lawyer directly, you must
make sure you forward this letter to him on contacting him
so that he will be sure that you are really from me. he will
tell you what to do to claim the funds for me and I have given
him the mandate to act on my behalf.


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gotta love ex-presidents of countries who have lawyers with email addresses that are at Yahoo

Adam,
This guy is legit. I've bank rolled over $2 million and I only had to send him $500.

LMAO...send him a monkeygram

Or the ex-president's address being at hotmail. Nice touch on the H2 ownership though. Much more believable.

Do it... Do it... Doooo ittttt....

Wait a second........you mean these are not real

Of course they're real. What's your email address again?

Some idiot somewhere, will fall for it.

a commie plot...

That's how I was able to afford my H2 and the gas for it.

Someone outsmarted one of these idiots a while back into sending him $50 so he could open up a bank account to transfer the money over. Funny when the scammer gets scammed.