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Kellen 02-03-2006 08:19 PM

To all the Asians, newscasters, and forum members that I've offended I want to extend my deepest apologies. I am coming clean now.

I've been posting as Dan Rather, Jim Cantore, Walter Cronkite, and ShaggyZR2.

But it's time to tell everyone that my real name is Connie. At first, I thought no one would like me as I am. Like most people, when you don't get along you tend to change identities, lie a lot, wear wigs, and pretent to be famous actors. I've done that too, and I'm ashamed of it.

But it's time for a fresh start. I promise not brag about my knowledge of egg foo young, guns, or african safaris. I will limit myself to no more that two real names and two forum handles. I need your help and support. Thank you all.

Kellen 02-03-2006 08:19 PM

To all the Asians, newscasters, and forum members that I've offended I want to extend my deepest apologies. I am coming clean now.

I've been posting as Dan Rather, Jim Cantore, Walter Cronkite, and ShaggyZR2.

But it's time to tell everyone that my real name is Connie. At first, I thought no one would like me as I am. Like most people, when you don't get along you tend to change identities, lie a lot, wear wigs, and pretent to be famous actors. I've done that too, and I'm ashamed of it.

But it's time for a fresh start. I promise not brag about my knowledge of egg foo young, guns, or african safaris. I will limit myself to no more that two real names and two forum handles. I need your help and support. Thank you all.

Adam in CO 02-03-2006 09:14 PM

How can you be ShaggyZR2?! I'm the real ShaggyZR2. Will the real Slim Shaggy please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

CO Hummer 02-03-2006 09:48 PM

We could have a line up and see which one is able to stomach some household cleaners. That would prove it once and for all.

ROX 02-04-2006 01:41 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
We could have a line up and see which one is able to stomach some household cleaners. That would prove it once and for all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>RALPH!

ROX 02-04-2006 02:15 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
RALPH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I thought your name was H2 Rocks, now you're Ralph, Alec is Brian, and I'm confused </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't you read any other threads? I'm Chuck Norris. Sheesh. I'm gonna pull my Kung Fu Mind Meld, and everyone will forget I was ever here. Alec only wishes he was Brian, then he'd be young again.

ROX 02-04-2006 02:38 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Rox receives a gift from an unnamed member. She was excited with the chrome cleaner but later shocked to fine all her chrome turned black after it dried </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

CO Hummer 02-04-2006 03:43 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
ShipBuilder releases a 3 hour movie trailer of the road trip to Tellico. The 27 hour full movie is also released via a 2.5 terabyte download </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!

Adam in CO 02-04-2006 05:32 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
RALPH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I thought your name was H2 Rocks, now you're Ralph, Alec is Brian, and I'm confused </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Confused?


On next week’s episode of Elcova:

Adam pees on an H2 bumper, an H3 bumper, a Dirty bumper, Cooper, Alec’s foot, a fence, a small trees, a red bush, a secret agent, a mail box, a small furry toy, his washing machine, a conveyer belt, 2 small fluffy dice, an antelope, a zebra and pee-pie
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That really isn't pee on the small fluffy toy.


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