To all the Asians, newscasters, and forum members that I've offended I want to extend my deepest apologies. I am coming clean now.

I've been posting as Dan Rather, Jim Cantore, Walter Cronkite, and ShaggyZR2.

But it's time to tell everyone that my real name is Connie. At first, I thought no one would like me as I am. Like most people, when you don't get along you tend to change identities, lie a lot, wear wigs, and pretent to be famous actors. I've done that too, and I'm ashamed of it.

But it's time for a fresh start. I promise not brag about my knowledge of egg foo young, guns, or african safaris. I will limit myself to no more that two real names and two forum handles. I need your help and support. Thank you all.

To all the Asians, newscasters, and forum members that I've offended I want to extend my deepest apologies. I am coming clean now.

I've been posting as Dan Rather, Jim Cantore, Walter Cronkite, and ShaggyZR2.

But it's time to tell everyone that my real name is Connie. At first, I thought no one would like me as I am. Like most people, when you don't get along you tend to change identities, lie a lot, wear wigs, and pretent to be famous actors. I've done that too, and I'm ashamed of it.

But it's time for a fresh start. I promise not brag about my knowledge of egg foo young, guns, or african safaris. I will limit myself to no more that two real names and two forum handles. I need your help and support. Thank you all.

How can you be ShaggyZR2?! I'm the real ShaggyZR2. Will the real Slim Shaggy please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

We could have a line up and see which one is able to stomach some household cleaners. That would prove it once and for all.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
We could have a line up and see which one is able to stomach some household cleaners. That would prove it once and for all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>RALPH!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
RALPH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I thought your name was H2 Rocks, now you're Ralph, Alec is Brian, and I'm confused </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't you read any other threads? I'm Chuck Norris. Sheesh. I'm gonna pull my Kung Fu Mind Meld, and everyone will forget I was ever here. Alec only wishes he was Brian, then he'd be young again.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Rox receives a gift from an unnamed member. She was excited with the chrome cleaner but later shocked to fine all her chrome turned black after it dried </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
ShipBuilder releases a 3 hour movie trailer of the road trip to Tellico. The 27 hour full movie is also released via a 2.5 terabyte download </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
RALPH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I thought your name was H2 Rocks, now you're Ralph, Alec is Brian, and I'm confused </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Confused?


On next week’s episode of Elcova:

Adam pees on an H2 bumper, an H3 bumper, a Dirty bumper, Cooper, Alec’s foot, a fence, a small trees, a red bush, a secret agent, a mail box, a small furry toy, his washing machine, a conveyer belt, 2 small fluffy dice, an antelope, a zebra and pee-pie
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That really isn't pee on the small fluffy toy.