Always at the gas station will you find the dummies.
I was filling up next/in front of a Grand Cherokee when the driver shook his head talking to himself at first, "Junk, junk, what a waste of money."
I proceeded to stare at his girlfriend/wife.
He asked,"Why would you waste your money on that?"
I ignored him and kept staring at his girl who is staring back.
He raised his voice,"Hey! are you deft? Retarded? The small dick made you deft?"
Still ignoring him, staring at his woman with a slight grin now.
"**** you cocksucker!" As he realized what I was doing.
I finished filling up, replaced the nozzle and cap. All this time still staring at her and she's staring back.
I did an exagerrated mimic of, I'll call you later." And calmly hopped in the H2 laughing. At this point all I could hear were threats or invites to bodily harm.
I thought I heard his head explode as I slowly drove off.