[Mr. Jeep]

There's this hunter that goes up in to the mountains to kill his first bear. He's looking around and finally sees the biggest, most beautiful bear standing perfectly still in the clearing. He hides behind a bush, loads his gun, aims and fires. A huge cloud of smoke appears as he fires and he's looking and looking to see if he got him. Finally the smoke clears and there is no bear. He can't believe it. All of a sudden he feels several taps on his shoulder and slowly turns around. Damn be it, there's the bear. The bear points at his pants as if to pull them down. The hunter pulls his pants down in fear of the bear killing him and the bear grabs him by the shoulders and bam, bam, bam, does him from behind. The bear calmy leaves.

This hunter is pissed off. He recovers and starts looking for the bear again certain this time he is going to teach this bear a lesson. He spots him. He hides, shoots, big cloud of smoke, no bear. All of sudden he feels several taps on his shoulder. Without anything even mentioned he pulls his pants down and bam, bam, bam, the bear does him from behind and leaves.

Now he is really pissed off. He goes down to town and picks up the biggest gun you have ever seen, goes back up and waits patiently thinking he's gonna get this bear for sure. He spots him, he shoots, big cloud of smoke, no bear. Once again, the hunter feels a tap, tap, tap on his shoulder. He turns around as the bear finally speaks and, with a big grin, says "you're not here for the hunting, are you?"