YOU CAUGHT THE GUY AND YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?!!!!!!! What was the matter? Was your tampon string hanging out?
First thing you do is look for witnesses. If there aren't any, then you knock that little f*cker out!!! Then you piss on him.
If this happens to me, and I catch the piece of sh*t, there's gonna be a very savage mystery assault. Possibly a disappearance, too.
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