A woman asked me about the Hummer MPG at the gas station today. She said all her friends told her H2 gets 4 MPG. The strange thing was the moment she said 4 MPG, the gas pump auto-lock jumped, flow stopped and printed a receipt, all by itself. Only 1/2 tank filled. "4 MPG" shocked the gas pump, it had a seizure.
True story.
That is a nice private plate for you: 4 MPG.
I think everyone on the road will notice you, just in case they miss the Hummer.
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