[Easy Ed]

Felt I had to post these here from a site called Howard Forum, just trying to cheer ya up a little h2co-pilot.

Also, attached pics of my RAZR


Story number one.

Yes, that's right. I'm a dumbass. I was eating my cereal, decided to turn on my cell phone and it slipped out of my hands and dropped in my bowl of ceral. Since I only ate 1/4 of the bowl at the time, it landed mainly on the cereal and only about 1/3 of my phone got submerged in the milk for a second. Anyway, after cleaning it up, drying it out, etc., there doesn't seem to be any damage except for one thing. My speaker isn't as loud as it was. In other words, my ringtones and speaker phone is about half as loud as it used to be. Considering the circumstances, I'm happy with that being the only problem. After examining it, it basically sounds muffled and I'm wondering if it's because some of the milk dried over the tiny holes on the screen over the speaker. I won't know until I get to the other side of the screen. My question is that has anyone posted pictures or instructions on how exactly to remove the casing for the speaker area of the phone? Am I going about this the right way? Should I not do anything and just live with it? I just signed a 2 year contract with Cingular if that helps. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Story number two

When you stop laughing, perhaps you can take a minute to help me. My new Razr inadvertently slipped out of my hand and landed in a friends glass of egg nog. I cleaned the outside, but some of the keys are not functioning. I assume there is sticky egg nog inside. Does anyone have any ideas that might work to clean the inside? Anyone open one up...is it hard? I thought about dropping it ina glass of clean water to try to wash it out, but that might create more probs. The phone makes and receives calls and sounds fine. just some keys are inoperable.
Well, I guess this is the laugh of the day, but it's an expensive one on me if I can't get it working properly. All constructive ideas welcome, and I guess I'll get through the barbs I'm sure will come my way.