I think everyone is more chilled out around here...
I do get asked by EVERYONE what the gas mileage is and do my tires hum (Open Country M/Ts).
I wanted to put a tag on the front that said "No, around 12, actually" meaning "no, it doesn't get 5 miles per gallon, it's actually around 12 miles per gallon".
I figured that could be misconstrued, though.
Congrats, MD. And, congrats for laughing at them.