God damn it!!! You're cutting into my XBox Live time now. I keep waiting & watching for your pitiful posts like I was sitting at a deadly intersection waiting for another accident.
And I'm curios- how did you convince your "spouse" to "marry" you? Did you promise him/her all the salt licks and chewing tobacco he/she could ever hope for? Or did you promise to never let the kids at the petting zoo poke him/her in the 'nads?
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