URGENT!!! I think I just saw the president of the E.L.F. He was at Whole Foods in Glendale wearing Birkenstock sandals, dirty tan shorts and a t-shirt that said "Hug a Tree". He also wreaked of dope and had just picked up some organic nectarines. He refused to put them in a plastic bag!
I got his bicycle license number. Do you guys think I should report him?
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