Cheney has been cleared by the TPWD...
The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice
President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail over
the weekend.
A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered game
creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits. It was
further noted that lawyer hunting was encouraged as the state is overrun with
the pesky creatures.
A local food critic said that, contrary to rumor, lawyers do not taste like
chicken, but rather like bovine dung which is a major component of their
composition.
I wonder what MD law states...
