Not one but two.
Throughout the years I found out I am but an average American. Because from time to time, we read or heard some news about what most or average Americans are thinking, buying, doing or watching, sure enough we have been thinking, buying, doing or watching exactly the same stuffs. I would not be surprised at all if one day I'll find out my rear-enders are pretty common among Hummers.
I really haven't seen enough H2s to wave, of course I am also the same dude who did not know his next door neighbor has an H2. Living in the mountains, our next door is not exactly what usual next door is like.
There is some burden for men to wave at gals in Hummer, real men are affraid of rejection. Gals in Hummer are generally more attractive to start with, put a beautiful woman in a hot Hummer, the dynamic is even more risky. A true real man must think deeper than just a wave, what if she laugh at me? what if everyone saw my wave and think I am trying to pick up a hot chick? what if she thinks "Just because you have a Hummer doesn't give you the right to wave at such a beautiful woman like me"? and the guy in truck next to us will tell his buddies he saw this Hummer guy waved at his hot Hummer girl, but the girl did not even look at him, Ha Ha Ha.
I think I need to call my psychiatrist and get my daily electric shock.
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