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The Star Wars Trilogy:
Editor's Note: Once again, you'll find that these are essentially the same top 10 lines that you'll find on approxmately every other SW sexually-slanted lines page. The only difference for this one is that I've taken the liberty of rearranging the order for some. This is motivated entirely by personal preference, and is in no way, shape, or form intended to offend the original compilers of these lists...(God, I HATE being PC...)
From Star Wars: A New Hope:
10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
9. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
8. Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
7. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
6. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
5. Sorry about the mess...
4. Look at the size of that thing!
3. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
2. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.
1. You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
From The Empire Strikes Back:
10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
9. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
7. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...
6. That's okay, I'd like to keep in on manual control for a while.
5. Hurry up, golden-rod...
4. Control, control! You must learn control.
3. Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?
2. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
1. I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
From Return of the Jedi:
10. What could have possibly come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.
9. Hey, point that thing somewheres else.
8. I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me Master.
7. You want this, don't you???
6. Someone must've told them about my manuever at the Battle of Taanab.
5. Back door, huh? Good idea.
4. Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- Hold on. Grab it, almost...You almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie! Just a little higher, just a little higher!
3. Short help's better than no help at all.
2. Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.
1. Vader: My son is here... I have FELT him.
Palpatine: Strange... I have not...
Corvette= "The ability to pass with class"