I'm an off road purist. Know what you are buying and what it's for. It's not for shopping.
Badaboom, badabang!
Norcal!! You sexist!!! Of course it's for offroading, and if I decide to take it to the mall and JAM it in the only space left and go shopping, with my kids, then I will!!!

And hopefully if I'm there long enough, all the mud will come off in the parking lot and not in the driveway at my house!!
HUMMERS ARE FOR SHOPPING!!!!ABSOLUTELY!!100%