Damn, another Abba-Dabba, Carpet Pilot, Clit-Chopper, Dirty Kneed, Fig Gobbling, Urban Turban, Slurpee-slinger trying to set us straight. What a sand scratcher.
It's about to get ugly, but I don't want to ruin the fun Mr. Pube-faced Q-tip.
Here's something I'm sure is familiar to you and your Roman Candle, Firecracker buddies:
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