I once saw a funny bumper sticker that red :
"MAFIA VEHICLE : Toucha ma car, I spagetti yo face"
Maybe guys in this website should produce and sell a bumper stickers that reads :
Toucha ma Humma and I spagetti yo face...thena yo family will sleep widda fishes"
And while advertising for this sticker, the ad should read : an offer you can't refuse
SledgeHummer