<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">"Oh you got the Goldilocks Hummer" </div></BLOCKQUOTE> "Why, do blondes intimidate you?"
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">"You bought the Poor Mans Hummer" </div></BLOCKQUOTE> "Poor" as in can't afford better, or like your sexual performance? hygeine? (many good ones here)
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">"You actually bought the Slummer?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE> "Yeah, I am looking for a house over by you."
just a few suggestions.
or you could just tell em to eff off.