"Daddy, do you have to go peeps now?"
"Water is denser than concrete...Trust me, I know, I read it somewhere."
"Who pissed on my bumper?!?!"
"Don't stick your leg out!!!"
"Put your leg in!"
"Stupid chick!"
"That must have hurt!"
"We're going up that?!?"
"I think I'm going to wet myself."
"Somebody's leaking something."
"Is it broke?"
"Got wood?"
