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DRTYFN · #4 05-11-2005, 11:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
What if you could have someone buy a brand new 2005 H2 Hummer for you with $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades(After looking at your list below I'm still not seeing the $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades.) , pay the taxes on it, then have it trailered from one of the most reputable H2 dealerships in Scottsdale Arizona(Ok, we give up. Which one?) , to different highly reputable aftermarket shops(List them) around Arizona for full premium upgrades in suspension, wheels, tires, engine, paint, audio/video and more? Your question should have been "What if you were dumb as a brick and had just won the lottery/signed a mega sports contract and wanted to throw it away on an over-priced thief magnet? 

That is what has been done here folks. This vehicle has been transformed into a supercharged show vehicle for the elite(stupid) . If you are looking for a stock 2005 H2 like everyone else has, this would not be the one for you. This vehicle is for people that want to be different(and have to crawl up driveways and over speed bumps) , and get noticed(and have people point at them and laugh) . Pictures do no justice, there is no way to capture this vehicle's detail in photographs (Thank god, because there'd be a puking epidemic) , if you are seriously considering owning this brand new vehicle, we suggest you(get really REALLY high and) come have a look. Reputation matters(No matter how lowly it may be) . We are part of the top 4 percent of e-bay globally for reputation in business(Sweet! Does that include India, Thailand and Nigeria?) . All of the work was done by a company(Which one? Why the vagueness?) trusted by local dealers for high-performance upgrades. If you're in the market for a Navigator, Escalade or other big truck/SUV/SUT(Then go buy one of those bling bling tard boxes) , why wouldn't you set yourself apart from the masses with this one off luxury H2 (because they have an IQ over 75) ? Close the help box and make sure to view all 35 pictures, utilize the zoom feature if you like, press spacebar to reset. But be careful with the projectile vomit. 

* 35 original miles! YOU will be the first driver. Every one has been too embarrassed to drive it. 
* No tax, Private Party.
* 24 x 10 Chrome Zinik Wheels and 305-35-24 Pirelli P Zero Scorpion tires. O mush for off-roading. Gravel lots might not be passable. 
* McGaughys Deluxe Drop, Spindles, Air Ride Adjustors, approximate 5-6 Drop. 5-6 drop what? IQ points? You meant inches, didn't you? Real eye for detail. 
* Smoothed and Two-toned paint with Auto Air color applied by Advanced Auto Body of Chandler AZ, looks dripping wet!I'm hot thinking about it. R and I detrim for smoothing, refinish smooth and refinish plastics, refinish two-tone, refinish front and rear bumpers, refinish grille, R and I hood vent, refinish and smooth hood vent, dissassemble and refinish mirrors, complete billet package. The custom two-tone paint with pinstripe almost reminds me of some Louis Vuitton colors I've seen. Some? Which ones? Puce? Rectal wall? Fungus? 
* Polsihed Radix intercooled Magnacharger with Superchips programming.
* Audio and Video done by Unique Car Audio of Gilbert AZ.
* Clarion VRX755 7 inch flip out DVD touch screen with IPod interface and Metra Dashkit.
* JL Audio TR650 6.5 inch midrange with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudioTR600 6 inch coaxial with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudio Monoblock class d subwoofer amplifier 500x1 @1.5-4ohms
* JL Audio 300x4 4-channel class AB fullrange amplifier, 75watts x 4 @1.5-4 ohms per channel
* JL Audio stealth box with 12 inch JL subwoofer, 4 gauge amp kit and custom H2 amp rack.
* Responder Python Security with remote start
* Universal Data Interface-resistance learning
* Onstar interfacing mod for rear speakers
* 7 inch Sav Headrest monitors x2
*Vortec 6000 V8 SFI Engine STOCK 
* 4-speed electronic heavy duty transmission. STOCK 
* 3-piece ladder type frame STOCK 
* Independent front suspension with torsion bars STOCK 
* Air Suspension Package including air springs and air compressor STOCK 
* Electronic transfer case and RR differential STOCK 
* Traction control system STOCK 
* Front and rear recovery loops STOCK 
* Dual front air bags, 4-wheel disc brakes with ABS, battery rundown protection, OnStar system. STOCK 
* Leather throughout. STOCK 
* Homelink universal transmitter 3-channels STOCK 
* 8-way power heated front and rear seats, with fold flat rear seats, memory on the driver's side, and third row seating. STOCK 
* Dual zone front HVAC controls. STOCK 
* Rear seat audio controls STOCK 
* Triple sealed doors STOCK 
* Driver information center STOCK 
* Leather wrapped tilt steering wheel STOCK 
* Class 3 trailer hitch STOCK 
* 1SC LUX Series- Chrome appearance package, brushed aluminum crossbar rack, chromed exterior door handles and mirror caps, uplevel seat and interior trim, chrome tubular assist steps. STOCK 
* Third row seat STOCK 
* Power sliding sunroof FACTORY OPTION- BUT PRETTY MUCH STOCK 
* 8600 LB GVW rating, 4.10 rear axle ratio. STOCK 

We are ready and waiting to serve you. AponApon??? WTF is apon? your winning bid, this vehicle will be paid off immediately, and a lien release will be issued, so that you can have a clear lien free title, please note, this may take four days or so from the date of the auctions end to have the release issued. Is that how that works when a bank holds the tittle? Thanks.

Full payment is expected within seven business days. We are extremely professional, direct, respectful and efficientWho told you that? I want references.) , and we ask the same of you.Oh, you just knew this was coming- GFY. 

Thank you in advance for allowing us the opportunity to hopefully someday serve your needs(and unload this albatross on you) . Please contact us with any questions or areas of concern. Todd@ProDyno.com

For a full selection of pictures....
h2 Pictures

$100k I wonder why this is the last thing on the page and not more prominently displayed? Why not $100,000? Could it be because you've only got maybe $20,000 invested in a vehicle that anybody can walk into any dealer in the country and lay down $50,000(or less) and drive off the lot?

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