CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
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> > > Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss I no come
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> > > work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache
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> > > and legs hurt, I no come work."
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> > > The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
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> > > you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and
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> > > tell her give me sex. That makes everything better
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> > > and I go work. You try that.
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> > > Two hours later Hung Chow calls again "Boss, I do
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> > > what you say and I feel great. I be at work
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> > > soon..... You got nice house."
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