Thread: My Hummer Hog.
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Old 11-18-2002, 03:38 PM
MAC MAC is offline
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MAC is off the scale
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My Hummer is butt ugly, it has a face that only a mother or owner will love. A fat stubby nose, punched scared big face like a mean wrestler, there is no artistic curve lines, the rear end is huge and blocks the view of anything behind it. It goes from 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, gets 25 MPG city and 35 MPG highway. My Hummer Hog corners better than a Farrari, faster than a speeding bullet with a top speed of 120 MPH. It is not nice nor polite, it is the American Grand National Champion bad big mean nasty rude wild hog.
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