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Old 08-30-2005, 09:05 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan:
This is a sore subject for me. My local dealer has no problem handing me a POS loaner. I've left my truck with them twice and both times they pull up a PURPLE Venture minivan. Both times I told them "I'm not driving that." The first time that got me a nasty chili-dog/armpit/ass smelling Impala, the second time I passed and paid out of pocket for a "clean" rental.

The service there is great but their loaners are just nasty. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


I remember that fondly.

..And it was a green Malibu.
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A minute or two later he points out the window to a purple minivan. I laughed at him and said "Im not driving that. What else do you have?"

Drove away in a green Malibu, pissed. The thing stinks so bad I can smell it on my clothes today at work. I emptied a bottle of Febreeze in it before bed, left the windows down all night, and it didnt touch the stench. There are spent matches on the drivers floor where someone apparently was lighting smokes and throwing them on the floor. There are other unidentifiable odors which could be coffee, chili, or something I don't want to know about.

Its unwashed, unvacuumed, I had to clean the inside of the windshield since I couldnt see crap in the sun from the smoke haze, and the front marker light is out and people can't tell if I'm turning. The thing only has ~9000 miles on it too!
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